when one of them falls to the ground. He seem to be breathing, but then his eyes roll back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend, is I think he's dead!! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy.! I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence ...
Then **BANG, BANG** The guy's voice comes back "OK, now what?"
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