A vampire walked into a bar...

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of blood.
The bartender give the vampire a shot of blood.
Vampire pays, drinks, says thanks and then leaves.
The next time the vampire walks into the bar, orders a shot of blood, same thing happens. Bartender gives the shot of blood, vampire pays drinks and leaves.
Third time the vampire walked into the bar, the bartender gets ready to poor a shot of blood. Vampire says "no thanks I would just like a mug of hot water please".
Bartender says "what would a vampire want with a mug of hot water"
Vampire takes out a dirty tampon and says "it's tea time".

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