There was a nurse in a mental institution. As he was doing his rounds, he saw a patient dribbling and imaginary basketball and then shooting it. The nurse said "What are you doing?" The man replied, "I get out in 2 months and I'm going to the NBA." The nurse laughed and moved on
The next room he went to he saw a man swinging an imaginary gold club. The nurse said "What are you doing?" The man replied "I get out in 4 months and I'm going to be a pro golfer." The nurse laughed and moved on.
The nurse then visited his final room and saw a man jogging in pace. The nurse said "And what are you doing?" The man replied, "I'll be out in a year and I'm gonna run in the Olympics!"
The nurse walked down the hall to go to the office. On the way he saw a man, naked, covered in peanuts, thrusting. The nurse went in and screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" The man replied, "I'm fucking nuts and I ain't never getting out of here!"
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