One time I said to a guy "I love learning new things. I'm a bit of an info maniac". He thought I said nymphomaniac and so he fucked me. After I said "No no no, I like info, I'm an info maniac". Then he said "Well here's some info, you just got fucked, go clean yourself up".
R.I.P. Harris Wittels
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