Former SS member and holocaust surviver meet each other at a local baking competition

The two are curious, but cautious of each other.

They share glances at each others recipes, but dare not speak.

They seem intrenched with each others bread making.

Then suddenly, the former SS member drops his flour bag.

Both men stop.

The bag opens wide, flour is all over the holocaust survivors feet.

The former SS member cannot speak, he's lost for thought.

The holocaust surviver shakes his feet, picks up the flour bag.

Both are looking at each other now.

Eyes opened wide. Hard, fearing, and traumatized expressions on both of them.

The former SS member finally brakes the ice:
"So, I see you're making italian bread."

The holocaust survivor takes his time to respond, then he says:
"Yes, it is my favorite."

Both men take time to respond now.

The holocaust survivor finally says:
"So, why are you making small cubes of bread?"

The former SS member response: "I want to make a couple dozen perfectly cut bread bunds to feed 200 people."

The holocaust survivor opens up more, asking: "WOW! That's going to be a lot of cutting, are you sure you can cut all of that in the time we have without mistakes?"

The former SS member response: "Well my bread cutting skills aren't so sharp these days, but the oven baking should hide any crimes."

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