He drives passed a pub and sees a sign saying;
Sandwiches - $5
Handjobs - $10
He, of course, pulls into the pub to investigate. He walks through the front door and is greeted by a stunningly beautiful woman.
"Are you the one dishing out the handjobs?" he asked.
She gives him a shy smile and replies "you bet I am"
"Well wash your hands I want a sandwich"
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