One day a man comes home to find his wife having an affair with the neighbour, obviously Infuriated by this he storms out of the house and goes on a ride to the towns brothel. Upon entering he is greeted by a beautiful lady in skimpy lingerie, seething with anger he walks up to her and says "I want to have sex with the most gorgeous woman in this place I don't care how much it'll cost me" the woman looks at him with curiosity but shrugs it off and tells him that the best looking girl here is quite expensive and terribly busy around this time but she points to the line of horny men and tells him if he would like he can join the line up. Hours go by and it seems like the line is hardly moving but determined he waits. Two hours later and he was halfway up the line frustrated having nothing but time to think about his wife he sits there seething until he noticed that a man had walked up and cut to the front of the line. Already in a testy state this causes the man to snap and go into a rage swinging and wildly fighting everyone in the line. The loud noise quickly drew the owner of the establish out from the back who takes action throwing everyone out. The angry horny men ask him what the big deal is and the owner turned around and said "let that be a lesson to you all, no one gets away with punching up the fuckline"
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