Tonto and the Lone ranger were navigating the fields when a venomous snake strikes the Lone rangers directly on his penis.
He exclaimed, "Tonto go to the doctor quickly and find something that can help!"
Tonto rushed to local doctor and explained the situation
The doctor responded, "you must locate the wound and suck the venom out, its the only way"
Tonto feeling skeptical returns to the Lone ranger.
The Lone ranger asks , "Tonto! What did the doctor say?"
Tonto responds,"Doctor say you gonna die"
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