So a traffic cop is sitting in his car on the side of the road. The cars go past, nobody is speeding. However, as police officer is watching, a car with a dozen penguins drives past. The cop pulls the man over and says, "Sir! Why do you have all these penguins in your car?" The man shrugs and says. "I dunno." The officer tells him, "You gotta take these penguins to the zoo!" The man says "Okay." and drives off.
A couple of hours later, the traffic cop is about to end his shift when he see the same car drive past... and it STILL has all the penguins in it. Furious, the officer pull the man over again and says, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" The man replies, "I did! Now we're going to the movies!"
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