A psychiatrist is taking a new intern on a tour of a mental hospital to meet some of the patients. In the first room, a man is swinging an imaginary golf club over and over. The intern asks, "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get better one day, and when I do, I plan to join the pro golf tour."
The intern says, "Very good!, I'm sure you'll realize your dream."
In the next room, a man is pretending to roll a bowling ball, over and over. The intern asks, "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get better one day, and when I do, I plan to join the pro bowling tour."
The intern says, "Very commendable!, I'm sure you'll get better soon."
In the next room, a man with no pants on is ramming his dick in a jar of peanut butter.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm fuckin' nuts, and I'm never gettin' outta here!!"
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