A Texan, a New Mexican, an Idahoan and a Floridan take a road trip together. While on the way, they stop to buy groceries. But after they get back onto the road, the Floridian sees the bag of oranges and throws them out of the car.
"We've got so many of those back home that I'm sick of them," he says.
Then the Idahoan reaches into the back seat, takes a bag of potatoes, and throws them out of the car as well. "We've got so many of those back home that I'm also sick of them," he says.
Inspired, the New Mexican reaches over, opens a door, and kicks the Texan out.
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