A Test of Skill...

A private intelligence organization wants to go on a secret mission, and they want to select the best man for the job.

They call for three secret agents for a test of skill: a CIA agent, an MI6 agent, and a KGB agent.

They give each one a pistol and put a ping pong ball in a tree branch at about a hundred feet away.
The agents have one shot to hit the ball.

The CIA agent steps up and takes careful aim. Trying his best to keep his hand steady, he fires and misses.

Next comes the MI6 agent. He too aims carefully, puts the ball in his sights and misses.

Now comes the KGB agent's turn. He takes aim and then lowers the gun and says ''Get me a shot of vodka".
The testers look at each other and decide to agree to his request.

The KGB agent drinks the vodka and aims again, then lowers the gun and says "get me two shots of vodka". The testers again grant him his wish and he drinks the vodka again.

He raises the gun, now a bit tipsy, but then lowers it again and says "just give the whole bottle". The testers give him the bottle and watch in astonishment as he downs it all.

Now he raises the gun, tries to take aim but his hands are flailing about as he is completely drunk.
A shot is fired and the ping pong ball rips to shreds.

Amazed, the testers ask him "how the hell did you manage to hit the ball so drunk?

He replies ''I see a thousand trees, and a thousand balls, how could I miss?!"