The man is sitting in bed reading while his wife of more than 50 years finishes her nightly ritual.
The elderly lady gets an idea to spice things up and feel young again so she takes off all of her clothes and puts her robe on
She then jumps out of the bathroom flings open her robe and shouts "SUUUUUPER PUSSY"
The man looks up and says.... "I'd rather have the soup"
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