He's exhausted from the nights show to the point where he arrived with the suit still on without the costume's head. He gets into bed with his wife, who is scantily dressed in lingerie. Seeing her in the thin threads, the man begins flirting with his wife in an attempt to try and get her excited. She turns to him and smiles slyly. He asks her in a sexy voice, "So, want to have sex with a man with a television in his abs?" to which the wife replies:
"Babe, if you had a built in mini-fridge and toilet, you'd be the perfect husband."
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