And she asks her students to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Julie raises her hand, the teacher calls on her.
"The sky is definitely blue."
Teacher says "no Julie sometimes it can be gray or black like night."
Danny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
"Grass is definitely green."
"No Danny. Grass can be brown sometimes too"
Just then little Timmy raises his hand.
"Yes Timmy?"
"Do farts have lumps?"
"No Timmy"
"Then I definitely just shit my pants!"
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