A strapping young lad is working as a grocery bagger

And on one shift a beautiful woman who could best be described as a MILF comes in to get her groceries. He eyeballs her good and hard while she is paying for her things, and after he bags her groceries he proceeds to wheel them outside. Intrigued by his masculine frame and lusty stare she whispers as they exit the store, "You know, if you have some time,I've got an itchy pussy." Perplexed, our lad tells her, "Lady, I can't tell one Japanese car from the next."

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