which is in a really small town where everyone knows each other. He sits down at the counter and the publican goes over to receive his order. The guy orders three whiskeys, all in separate glasses.
Thinking this is odd, but not wanting to turn the guy down for want of business, the publican gives him what he wants. He watches as the guy downs the whiskeys one at a time, leaves some money on the counter, and leaves. He does this every day for the next week. Getting a little curious one day, the publican says to the guy, "I think it would be easier for you and I if I just poured that whiskey into one glass." to which the stranger responds, "Oh no mate, you see, when I am traveling away from home, my two brothers and I drink to our own and each other's health, no matter where we are in the world."
Thinking this response is honorable and good, the publican pours the man his whiskeys. The stranger starts to turn into a regular, ordering the same thing, same way every night.
One day, he comes in and orders and drinks only two whiskeys. Thinking that the worst has happened to one of the man's brothers, the publican says to the guy, "I really don't mean to pry, sir, but did something happen to one of your brothers?" The man looks confused for a second and then says, "Oh no mate, you've got it all wrong! I just quit drinking!"
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