(I heard this a long time ago and all apologies to peeps of Scotland and to Mick et al)
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsmand?
To Mick it's "Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."
And to a Scotsman it's, "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe."
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