He walks up to a car and flips his ticket book open. The guy says to the trooper "So do these speeding tickets help fund the State Trooper's Ball"? The trooper replies "State troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence, then the trooper closes his ticket book, tips his hat, and drives off.
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