A soldier with needs

A soldier has been deployed overseas almost a year ago. He's a single guy and, well after all this time, is starting to have certain sexual needs. They are in a place that is a bit far from civilization so it's kind of hard to meet women.

He mentions this to his superior:

''Sir, I've been here for almost one year and, well, I feel I have some needs, if you know what I mean...''

''Well, there is the camel over there in the shelter, you could...''

''Eww, no! Thats disgusting!''

The soldier, after being proposed this, decides to wait, he was kind of turned off anyways.

After 3 months or so, he feels his need resurfacing and goes to see his superior again:

''Sir, the need are coming back, don't you have any other suggestions?''

''Well, the camel is...''

''No way!'' and he storms out.

After another 2 months, he goes to see his superior again and once again, asks his about what he could to to satisfy his needs.

''The camel is available if you...''

The soldier just leaves, a bit disgusted but finally realizing that there aren't many possible solutions.

He peeks into the shelter and sees the camel. Taking a deep breath, he says ''Fuck it, I've got needs, I have to do this''. So he starts doing his thing.

After about 2 or 3 minutes, his superior walks in on him and, startled, yells:

''What the hell are you doing?!? The camel is to go to the village, you idiot!!''