A husband and wife are getting ready in the bathroom when the doorbell rings downstairs. The wife wraps in a towel and runs down while the hub is in the shower.
At the door is their next door neighbor, Jim. Jim sees the wife and says "I'll give you $800 to drop the towel"
The wife is surprised but realizes with her husband oblivious in the shower a quick $800 for a flash of her naked would be okay. So she drops it.
She then goes upstairs.
"Who was it?" Asks the husband
"Oh just our neighbor Jim" she replies
"Great! Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me for helping out with the car loan?"
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