I used to know this fellow who liked to shave with an old fashion straight razor. One morning he was hung over and a little shaky and he accidentally cut his nose off. Startled, he then dropped the razor and cut his big toe off. In a panic he grabbed the bandages from the medicine cabinet and taped them both back on. Two weeks later, when he took the bandages off he saw that, in his haste, he had switched the two. He now had a big toe growing out of the middle of his face. He claimed that he got used to it and it wasn’t really so bad, except that whenever he wanted to blow his nose he had to take his shoe off.
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