After roaming the desert for two days, the two men are on the verge of dying of thirst when they come across an oasis. They run over to spring in the center. The screenwriter drops to his knees at the edge of the water, but before he can start drinking the water, the producer starts peeing into it.
The screenwriter, in horror, yells, "What the hell are you doing?!?"
The producer replies "Improving it."
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