This is a joke my 51 year old mom told me

Two British Pilots are flying over the english channel with a nazi in the back of the plane.

plot goes best if said or thought in a british accent

Pilot:Looks Like we have some heavy shrapnel up ahead, buckle in chap!

Co Pilot: Alright sir, engines are a go, lets see if we can maneuver through this

*BANG*

Co Pilot: Captain! Captain! we've been hit, we're going down, starboard engines failing!

Pilot: go in the back and grab the parachutes we're going to jump

Co Pilot runs to the back of the plane

Co Pilot : Captain! There's only two, What about the NAZI!?

Pilot: Oh fuck him

Co Pilot: Do you think we'll have time before we crash?

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