He then rubs it and a genie appears.
Genie: Thank you for freeing me mortal. I'll grant three of your wishes.
Man: My first wish is I want a million more wishes to be granted.
Genie: That's not how it works. I can only grant you three wishes.
Man: Fine. Just to be sure, you'll grant me three wishes no matter what?
Genie: Yes, I am bound by magic to do so.
Man: Okay. For my first wish I want a really thick tree log which is very rough on the surface.
Genie: Your wish has been granted.
*(a similar log appears)*
Man: For my next wish, shrink it such that it becomes very thin and then shove it up your ass.
*(the genie is not happy but does it out of obligation)*
Man: Now for my third wish, are you going to grant me a million wishes or should I have you expand the log back to its normal size?
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