The teacher says, "Oh my god! Jacob, can you breathe?"
Jacob replies in a gasping breath,"What does it look like?"
Jacob is then sent to the hospital where the nurse asks the teacher what happened
"So tell me, what happened to him during school?"
The teacher says, "Well I knew he was allergic to strawberries........but he's such a sweet kid!
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