A neighbor comes to Abram, who is standing near a battery (radiator), put his penis on top of it and reads school-book in physics. The neighbor asked him:
- Abram, what are you doing?
- Well, here is written that by heating the *body* expands and by cooling - narrows.
- And where is Sara?
- And Sarah in the fridge ...
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