Having been an sea for 6 months without a woman he was desperate for a woman´s touch. But this was a slow night at the bar and the only woman there was a frail old lady in her 80´s. After a few beers and some whiskey chasers he starts talking to her and they end up at her place.
He starts caressing her and cuddling. Being horny and drunk he ignores her dry leathery skin and caresses her neck and begins fondling her breasts which feel like two lava lumps. But after a 6 month dry spell decides to power through and massages them softly and to his surprise a few drops of milk come out of the stubby nibbles. He licks the sweet nectar clean and proceeds with the lovemaking.
After it all he´s ready to leave and says to the lady
"thanks this was nice, but I was quite surprised when the sweet milk came out of your tit´s I would think you where a bit to old to have kids"
"Oh yes dear I am to old to have kids, but not to old to have cancer"
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