Martha and The Airplane ride..


Martha and Harry went to the fair every year.
And every year Harry said to martha.. I want a ride in the
airplane... wouldn't it be so much fun up there in the sky so
high!
And every year Martha would reply.. No Harry..it costs ten
dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars..
This conversation kept on happenning but one year Harry said to
Martha.. "I am 71 years old.. this may be my last chance to ride
in an airplane.." So martha agreed and the airplane pilot made
them a deal.. If you dont talk AT ALL throughout the trip well
it wont cost you anything.. but if you talk AT ALL during the
trip it will cost you Ten dollars..
So the plane flight came to an end after ten minutes of twists
and turns in the air and dives over the sea...
When the plane landed the pilot said You done very well not to
talk throughout the whole plane trip and Harry replied.. Well i
found it very hard not to talk when martha fell out of the plane!

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