A robber was about to raid a bank, but realizes he didn´t put on his mask.

So he asks everyone in the building if they saw his face. First he approaches a young man. With a desprate tone the robber hysterically asks if the man saw his face. Out of fear the young man immediately says yes without thinking and ofcourse got shot afterwards. After that he goes around and asks anyone else, but no one else seemed to saw his face. Only after he comes along a married couple. He asks the man "Did you saw my face ? I dare you !", with a little smile one the face the man says: "No, I didn´t see anything, I was busy with my phone ate the time, but dude, I am 100% sure my wife saw your face !"

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