A rich man and a poor man are talking on Christmas Eve

The rich man tell the poor man

"I got my wife a brand new Mercedes Benz and a set of diamond earring this year."

And the poor man asks "why did you get her these things?"

The rich man says "because If she doesn't like the earrings, she can drive the Mercedes to the jeweler to return them and still be happy".

The rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife this year.

The poor man says "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

The rich man laughs and asks why he got her these things.

The poor man says "cause if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"

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