and decided to marry one of them. So he devised a method to decide which to marry. He gave each of them $25000 and twenty days later, the first returned it to him. "Love," she said, "using the knowledge you gave me, I invested the money and earned it all back,with interest." He thought, "Wow! She's pretty good in the stock market!"
The second came to him and said, "Darling, I'm well off and don't need the money, so I donated it to your favorite charity, in your name!" He tought, "What a wonderful, thoughtful woman she is!"
The third came back to him and gave him a very expensive set of golf clubs. "Darling," she said, "I know just how much you love golf and I had these clubs and bag custom made for you!" He thought, "Wow! What a generous lady she is!"
So which one did he marry?
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The one with the biggest boobs.
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