A bistro owner is three days away from opening her new business and hires a carpenter, an interior decorator and an SEO expert to help with designing the dining area to better attract customers. On the first day the carpenter crafts a beautiful bar at the end of her restaurant and brings in mahogany tables and chairs he had built in his shop. On the second day the interior decorator paints the walls and adorns them with tasteful art pieces. On the last day before the grand opening the SEO expert tosses everything out except a single table, a single chair and a single painting. Furious, the owner demands to know why he left the three items.
“Duplicate content.”
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