A guy had old model Car in which all Switches used to be Push-Pull Knobs type.
Whenever his wife took the car for drive, it would give a very poor mileage on Petrol.
Frustrated, one day he asked his wife to drive while he would sit as Passenger and watch her drive.
His wife came, took driving seat, pulled Choke, suspended her Hand Bag on the pulled out knob and started to drive. He asked her to explain her actions.
Oh dear, when I pull this knob, Headlights come ON; with this, Wipers start; with this, Bonnet opens; and this is the one with which nothing happens and I use it for my Hand Bag - She clarified
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