He approaches the bartender and says 'gimme a Bud'. Bartender says 'Sorry, I don't serve beer to bears in bars.' The bear, getting angry, spots a skinny female barfly sitting in the corner. He points at her and growls 'Gimme a Bud or I eat her.' 'No dice,' says the bartender.
The bear walks over, swats the woman, and swallows her whole. 'Give me a goddamn beer!' 'Hey now, I can't serve beer to a bear on drugs,' stammers the bartender. 'What the hell are you talking about,' the bear says.
'Don't you know that was a bar bitch you ate?'
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