A Rabbi is exiting his synagogue one evening and is about to walk home, which would normally take him around 25 minutes.
However, as he is leaving a car pulls up and two of his synagogue members are in the car, with a baby in the back seat.
"Rabbi" they call, "Can you help us?"
"Of course!" says the Rabbi, "How can I be of assistance?"
"We have our baby boy in the back and we want to have him circumcised, but we don't have any money to spend on the ceremony. Would you be so kind as to do it now? If you do we'll give you a lift home."
The Rabbi ponders this, but eventually agrees. He climbs in the back of the car and they set off to his house.
The Rabbi pulls the baby's diaper off and has to do a double take, for this baby has the smallest penis he has ever had to circumcise. But he does the deed and the baby's foreskin comes off.
They eventually reach the Rabbi's house around 15 minutes before he would normally arrive. The couple thank the Rabbi and drive off. He goes inside and is greeted by his surprised wife.
"Oh, hello dear!" she exclaims, "You're early today."
"Yes, dear," says the Rabbi, "I took a short cut."
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