Jack and Will are driving home together...

...on the way home they get in a car crash and both die. Jack ends up at the pearly gates without Will. Jack walks up to St. Peter and says, "where is my good friend Will." St. Peter says, "Sorry, but will didn't make it to heaven. Jack asks if he can see Will one last time. St. Peter parts the clouds and Jack looks down into hell and sees Will with a keg in one arm and a beautiful blonde is the other. Jack turns to St. Peter and says, "you know, heaven is great and all but I think I want to go to hell." St. Peter responds by saying, "it may seem that way now but the keg has a hole in it and the blonde doesn't."

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