A rabbi and a Priest get in a car crash. Miraculously they both escaped unscathed.
The Rabbi looks to the priest and says "surely this is a miracle by the grace of god don't you agree?"
The priest agrees with the Rabbi.
"Then surely you would agree God would want us to celebrate in friendship over this miracle?" says the Rabbi.
Again the priest agrees.
"Then let us celebrate," the priest says reaching into his wrecked car, "with this bottle of vintage wine I have been saving."
Still shocked from the accident the Priest agrees thinking that some wine would do him well. The Rabbi uncorks the bottle and gives it to the priest. The priest quickly downs have the bottle and passes it to the Rabbi. The Rabbi takes the bottle of wine from the priest, puts the cork back on and places the bottle in a pocket inside his jacket. The priest looks at him puzzled.
"Aren't you going to drink as well?" the priest asks the Rabbi.
"No I'm going to wait for the police to come first," says the Rabbi with a sly smile.
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