....been fucking around with his 7 ministers. So, one night after sex, he inserts a small blade in her vagina in such a way that even she wouldn't know of its presence. One week elapses. During their administrative session in the Grand Hall, he asks the first minister to show his penis. Just as he suspected, there is a cut on his penis. Furious, he orders his men to chop off the minister's head right there. He then checks the next minister's penis. The same finding and beheading occurs. The pattern repeats for the next 3 ministers as well. He then checks the penis of his last minister. There is NO cut. The king was relieved that at least one of his ministers wasn't fucking his queen. Delighted, he confers various gifts to him and gives him a small city as gift, to which the minister responds gratefully, "Flank you my king, flank you."
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