The friend isn't a very good golfer, and every time he messes up, he yells 'Fuck! Missed!'. A few holes into the game the priest asks 'Please don't swear. Next time you mess up, take a deep breath and say a quiet prayer.' The friend agrees. Soon after he misses an easy putt, but can't stop himself swearing. The heavens open, a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the priest dead. A loud, booming voice comes from on high: 'Fuck! Missed!'.
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