I was listening to Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" on my phone...

...the guy next to me on the train sees the song title and the album, "Fantasia."

I nod at him and smile, he says "Fantasia, huh? My kids LOVE Frozen!"

That's why the judge dismissed the assault charge.

(Full and due respect to John Caparulo)

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