Three fishermen get stranded on the Devil's island. The Devil tells each fisherman to bring him a fruit from the island. When each of men bring back their fruit, The Devil says, "you will stick your fruit up your butt, and if you make any facial expressions you go to hell, but if you don't you go to heaven." The first fisherman brings back a banana. He begins to stick the banana up his butt and winces in pain. The Devil sends him to hell. The second fisherman brought 30 grapes. When he gets the the 29th grape he starts laughing uncontrollably. The Devil asks "why'd you laugh? You were doing so well!"
The second fisherman replies, "The next guy brought back a watermelon."
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