A nun and a priest go golfing

So this nun works at this church and is pretty good friends with the priest there; they get along well but have never socialized outside the church. The priest's only real love in life outside the church is golf - he golfs every Saturday, rain or shine.

One Friday he asks the nun if she'd like to keep him company on the links the following morning and, curious, she agrees.

So he picks her up, they go to the course and get a cart, and hit the first hole. The nun doesn't golf - she is just enjoying a lovely spring morning and watching her friend play the game he loves.

The priest tees up and drives the ball and it curves sharply and goes completely off the fairway into the distance, and the priest immediately exclaims, "FUCKIN SHIT I MISSED!"

The nun is taken aback, but she's a conservative lady not accustomed to confrontation, so she keeps her mouth shut and hopes it is a fluke.

It's not - repeatedly, throughout the course, the priest is having what must be the worst golf round ever - repeatedly duffing the ball, going off the fairway, into the sand, into the water, and every time - "FUCKIN SHIT I MISSED!!!" It's really bothering the nun.

Finally they get to the 17th hole and he does this and the nun says, "Father, father, you are a servant of the lord, you cannot continue to use this language. It's a terrible sin, surely he will punish you!" The priest, pissed off that he's playing such a bad round, replies, "Just shut the hell up."

So they get to the 18th hole. The priest tees up, swings, and MISSES THE BALL COMPLETELY. He screams out at the top of his lungs, "FUCKIN SHIT I MISSED!!!"

All of a sudden the blue sky is replaced with black clouds that roll in quickly, instantly turning the beautiful day dark and ominous. There is a loud crack, and a bolt of lightning shoots down out of the clouds, and the nun disappears!

At that moment, a rumbling voice fills the air, booming down from the heavens, exclaiming, "FUCKIN SHIT I MISSED!!!"