A priest and his atheist friend go hunting in the woods

The atheist spots a turkey in the distance. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses. "Dammit, I missed!"

"Don't say that," says the priest, "lest you incur God's wrath."

They walk on some more and the atheist spots a rabbit. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses again. "Dammit, I missed!"

"Don't say that!" Says the priest again. "God will surely strike you down next time!"

Finally, in the deepest part of the woods, they spot a large, beautiful buck, enough to feed both of them for weeks! The atheist painstakingly aims, slowly pulls the trigger, and **BANG!** misses again!

"DAMMIT! I MISSED!"

The priest opens his mouth to chide his friend again, when fire from heaven consumes the priest, bones and all. And God squinted down from heaven, saw who he smote, and said,

"Dammit, I missed!"