A priest and a Rabbi walk in restaurant and the priest orders a ham sandwich while the Rabbi orders a salad. After a while the priest says "Have you ever actually had a ham sandwich before?" The Rabbi replies " Ya, once in college. It was okay". After sitting for a while the Rabbi says "Have you ever had relations with a woman?" The Priest says "Ya, once in college. It was pretty good." The Rabbi quickly replies, "Hell of a lot better than a ham sandwich wasn't it?" P.S. thanks to balanceact for fixing all grammar mistakes
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