A rabbi and a catholic priest are going for a walk on a hot summer's day, when they pass a little pool in the midst of a forest.
The rabbi suggests: "Hey let's hop in here so we can refresh ourselves!"
- "But I don't even have trunks with me", the priest answered.
"Me neither", the rabbi says, "so let's just jump in there naked."
After short hesitation the priest finally agrees with him, so both take a refreshing dip in the water.
When they exit the pool some minutes later, they suddenly notice a bunch of wanderers of their community approaching.
Immediately, the rabbi covers his face with his hands whereas the priest hides his genitals.
After the wanderers disappeared, the wondering priest asks the rabbi:
"Why would you hide your face, rabbi?"
The rabbi answers: "Well, MY community recognizes me by my face."
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