Naturally they start chatting; as clergy, they have a lot in common.
After a while, the priest says to the rabbi, "Look, I know you guys aren't supposed to eat any pork or bacon or whatever, but... have you really *never* even tasted it?" And the rabbi admits that, well, he wasn't that religious in college, and had in fact indulged in a bacon cheeseburger or two. "Well? Did you like it?" the priest asks, and the rabbi admits that yeah, it tasted pretty good. And the two return to reading their Skymalls.
A little while later the rabbi asks the priest, "Look, I know you guys are supposed to be, well... celibate. But have you *really* never...? Not even once?" And the priest admits that once in his youth he had, sadly, strayed from God's path, before being reminded of his true calling.
The rabbi winks. "Beats the hell out of bacon, eh?"
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