He works at the local deli, and he said to his doctor, "Hey doc, I've been having this issue, I'm really tempted to stick my dick in the pickle slicer." His doctor is like, "um, no, just don't do it." He said "I'm just really, really tempted to put my dick in the pickle slicer." His doc said, "Well, don't, you haven't done anything yet so I can't help you, just try to resist the temptation."
A week later he runs back to the doctor's office and said, "Doc, I did it, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer." Doc said, "What? Why would you do such a thing?" "I don't know man, I just couldn't resist!" "Well, what happened?" He said, "Well, the... they fired me." "And what else, what about the pickle slicer?" "Oh they fired her too."
Not my joke, I thought I would share it
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