A man named Joe was golfing with his friend who was a priest. On the first hole, Joe misses a relatively easy putt and exclaims "Fuck! I missed!" The priest tells him to please watch his language and they continue playing.
A few holes later, Joe misses another easy putt, putting him behind the priest. He again exclaims "Fuck! I missed again!" And once again the priest tells him to not use that language. Joe apologizes and they keep playing.
A few holes later the same thing happens. The priest says, "if you use that type of language again, may a bolt of lightning strike you where you stand." Joe once again apologizes.
On the last hole, the men are tied. The priest makes par. Joe has landed the ball two feet from the hole and if he makes the putt, he will win the game. He lines up the putt, and once again missed. He gets so mad and screams "Fuck! I missed AGAIN!" At that moment, lightning strikes the priest, who collapses and dies.
High above, the clouds open up and a great booming voice proclaims "well fuck. I missed."
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