A businessman went to a golf club he frequented every weekend. When he tried to hire a caddy, the manager told him that they no longer had any to hire.
"Well then," said the man, "What am I supposed to do without a caddy?"
The manager politely informed him that all of the caddies had been replaced with robots. While the businessman was initially quite skeptical, the manager finally convinced him to give them a try.
The businessman loved it. He played the best game of his life. The robot was courteous, efficient, took automated wind and slope measurements, and gave amazing advice.
The businessman returned the next weekend and requested another robot.
"I'm sorry," said the manager "But we had to get rid of them. The sunlight was glaring off their metal exteriors and blinding the other players."
"Why don't you just paint them black?"
"We did," replied the manager "But then two of them robbed the pro shop and the rest didn't show up for work."
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